NEMOC Z BUDOUCNOSTI

„CommonPass: For global travel and trade to return to pre-pandemic levels, travelers will need a secure and verifiable way to document their health status as they travel and cross borders. Countries will need to be able to trust that a traveller’s record of a COVID PCR test or vaccination administered in another country is valid. Countries will also need the flexibility to update their health screening entry requirements as the pandemic evolves and science progresses. Airlines, airports and other travel industry stakeholders will need the same.“
(The Commons Project)

Jsme-li náhodou bohatí, každé léto vycestujeme k moři a každou zimu vycestujeme do hor. Jsme-li náhodou zdraví, každé léto a každou zimu se na vycestování těšíme. Jsme-li náhodou bohatí a zdraví, ale jinak obyčejní, další náhoda nás už nepotká. Nikoliv náhodou budeme napříště již potřebovat kromě peněz a dobré nálady také cestovní doklad, osvědčující náš zdravotní stav. Doklad se nazývá CommonPass. Předložením tohoto dokladu budeme prokazovat, že nemáme žádnou antroponotickou nemoc.

Že nemáme choleru,břišní tyfus, paratyfus, úplavici amébovou,tuberkulózu,mor, sněť slezinnou,lepru,tetanus,záškrt,černý dávivý kašel,spálu,růži,skvrnitý tyfus,brazilskou purpurovou horečku,hemoragické horečky (ebolu), virovou epatitidu, dengue, syfilis, spalničky, trachom, bacilární úplavici, herpes, neštovice, zarděnky, infekční zánět spojivek, příušnice, zavšivení, svrab, přenosnou mozkovou obrnu, chřipku, aids, sars, covid či některou z nemocí afd (anthroponotic future disease, což se dá přeložit buď jako mezilidsky přenosná budoucí nemoc nebo jako mezilidsky přenosná nemoc z budoucnosti). Rovněž dokladem CommonPass osvědčíme, že nám z těla komár nesaje malárii či žlutou zimnici.

Budeme-li prosti všech těchto nemocí, pomocník pilota, řidiče, kapitána či žokeje, vybavený zvláštní pravomocí nás v opačném případě nakopat, se usměje, zasalutuje a vpustí nás do moře i na svah.

Tak se modleme, abychom někde nechytili afd.

Příspěvek byl publikován v rubrice Chodec Optimista. Můžete si uložit jeho odkaz mezi své oblíbené záložky.

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